Boulder= No ocean.

I don’t know enough about boulder to defend it culturally, but they do have completely legal weed and beautiful mountains right next door. We have to drive 3 hours to get to the mountains, and if we want weed we either have to buy it illegally or get a cannabis card.

Seattle= Characterless Patagonia vests.

Seattle has as much culture as San Francisco, it’s just a bit less grimy.

New York= Enjoy the weather.

Also enjoy the capital of the entire world.

Sacramento= Enjoy the meth.

With a city that has a district like the Tenderloin can you really make a drug joke?

I love SF, but there’s unique positives about each city mentioned.