Boulder= No ocean.

I don’t know enough about boulder to defend it culturally, but they do have completely legal weed and beautiful mountains right next door. We have to drive 3 hours to get to the mountains, and if we want weed we either have to buy it illegally or get a cannabis card.

Seattle= Characterless Patagonia vests.

Seattle has as much culture as San Francisco, it’s just a bit less grimy.

New York= Enjoy the weather.

Also enjoy the capital of the entire world.

Sacramento= Enjoy the meth.

With a city that has a district like the Tenderloin can you really make a drug joke?

I love SF, but there’s unique positives about each city mentioned.

Bay Area native, Hip Hop nerd, literature and poetry enthusiast, freelance writer, gamer, caffeine addict. Follow me on Twitter.

Bay Area native, Hip Hop nerd, literature and poetry enthusiast, freelance writer, gamer, caffeine addict. Follow me on Twitter.