How the fuck did Smokepurpp get so many weird ass nicknames?

Screenshot of Smokepurpp’s Wikipedia

Rappers can come up with stage names, street names or nicknames in many different ways. Tech N9ne came up with his name because someone said he “raps as fast as an automatic weapon.” So, he named himself after a gun. Eminem used the first letter of his first and last name to craft his onstage moniker, and he also had a alter ego, Slim Shady. Smokepurpp, the Florida-based rapper, who is best known for his collaborations with Hip Hop’s Harvard graduate and living meme, Lil Pump seems to have many different monikers as well, and one is left to theorize how the hell did he get them?

Lil Water and Lil Purpp:

Lil Water and Lil Purpp make the most sense and are the easiest to decipher. Lil Water is a reference to Smokepurpp’s positive side. He cares about the kids and the community and wants to make sure people stay hydrated, as there are many health benefits to drinking water. As they say, “8 glasses a day keep the doctor away. ESKETITTT!” Lil Purpp makes sense as it’s just a alternate version of Smokepurpp, so no real reason to dig deep there.

Smalldicklongballassni***:

This is a strange one. Does Smokepurpp really have long balls, or is his sack long, but his balls relatively normal in length? I also find it odd that he would identify himself by his small penis. Maybe this is to throw people off? What if his balls are short, but his dick is long? Would it shock people? Actually, it’s brilliant from the perspective of making women expect less, because if they get more than they expect they’re going to be satisfied. Thinking about this, I wonder if Smokepurpp studied psychology during his time at Harvard because this is blowing my mind in its complexity.

Herman Singh’s Father:

Who is Herman Singh? And why is Smokepurpp his father? Does Smokepurpp have a son? Is there a “Story of Addidon” in the works to expose Smokepurpp’s secret child to the world? Also, Singh is an Indian surname. Does this mean Smokepurpp is Indian? If so, should he really be saying the “N-word” in his music? The world may never know…

Thicc Boi Pudussy:

This is the most controversial of Smokepurrp’s nicknames. While purpp is slightly overweight, is it fair to call him a “Thicc Boi”? And what is a “pudussy? It took me some time to come up with an answer, but I think I have found one. Bare with me on this, since I am not a Harvard graduate like Smokepurrp is. As we know, pussy is a common slang term for a vagina. Pudding is a somewhat common slang term for poop. Does this mean Smokepurpp uses where he poops from like a pussy? In other words, does Smokepurrp get fucked in his ass? Is that what he means by pudussy? By adding the word “thicc” is he letting us know that he has a fat ass? There’s also the term “boy pussy” which is also slang for ass in the gay community. Is Smokepurpp letting the world know he’s a homosexual in a subliminal way? Did Lil Pump stick his Lil Pump in Purpp’s pudussy? Did he experiment sexually while attending Harvard? The world has questions. Who knows the truth regarding Smokepurrp’s “Pudussy”? The fans deserve answers!

Bay Area native, Hip Hop nerd, literature and poetry enthusiast, freelance writer, gamer, caffeine addict. Follow me on Twitter.

Bay Area native, Hip Hop nerd, literature and poetry enthusiast, freelance writer, gamer, caffeine addict. Follow me on Twitter.