I know. I should have acted like a snarky cunt and wrote about a new bar in town. Then I could point out generic characteristics in an attempt to not look like I’m not not regurgitating shit people have been talking about since 2012. And from a general sense, race relations in Oakland, especially with the Trump Administration and this new wave of gentrification have worsened, but I’m very happy you have black friends. Thank you for letting me know. Your gold star is in the mail, Maxi Pad.

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Abraham Woodliff

Abraham Woodliff

Bay Area native, Hip Hop nerd, literature and poetry enthusiast, freelance writer, gamer, caffeine addict. Follow me on Twitter.

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